Glenn Howerton as MAHONEY
Names that came up included Bill Hader, Jason Segal and Robert Down Jr. All are funny, but none have the look.
It took all weekend, but finally Boogs came up with Glenn Howerton's name. He's not a household name, but his writing and acting in Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia puts him at the top of the list. His character on "Always Sunny" is pretty similar to Mahoney, so he should have no problem channeling Guttenberg.
Biz Markie as JONES
Felix Zenger could be cool, but who the hell knows who Felix Zenger is? Jones will need some sort of name recognition.
Biz Markie may not have the range of Michael Winslow, but I'd love to see him wear that police uniform all crooked.
Seth Rogan as EUGENE TACKLEBERRY
After his role in "Observe and Report", Seth Rogan is the perfect Eugene. He's got the awkwardness, size and acting chops to give Tack the respect he deserves.
JWOWW as CALLAHAN
Kristen Wiig as HOOKS
Hooks wasn't the most deep of characters. She had a soft voice and took a lot of abuse, but when pushed too far she'd scream and scare the shit out of everybody.
Kristin Wiig plays so many similar characters on SNL, she could make Hooks a little more dynamic.
Shaquille O'Neil as HIGHTOWER
In keeping with that proud tradition, Shaquille O'neil would be our Hightower. The role basically calls for the actor to stand there and be big and menacing, without saying too much....which would benefit Shaq's acting sensibilities.
Michael Cera as SWEETCHUCK/FACKLER
Michael Cera is probably sick of playing small/nerdy characters, but he does it well.
Tracy Morgan as ZED
The relationship between Sweetchuck and Zed kind of defined both characters. Where Sweetchuck is passive and calm, Zed is loud and crazy. Tracy Morgan's character on 30 Rock's relationship with Kenneth makes this a no brainer. You won't get the weird voice that Bobcat used to do, but I doubt anyone will complain. Acting crazy shouldn't be too far out of Jordan's range, either.
George Gaynes as CMNDT. LASSARD
Will Ferrell as HARRIS
Danny McBride as PROCTOR
You would still need to cast a "love interest" for Mahoney and fill in some holes, but this is a good start. Judd Apatow could produce, I would obviously direct...smash hit of the year.
(posted by Douger. Thanks to Rick, Boogs and Anderson)