According to every guidance counsellor I've encountered growing up, poor students are more apt to go to jail than good students (except those pussy ass white collar criminals). Its difficult to be a good student when your school resembles OZ (HBO, not Dorothy).
Technische Universitat in Munich, Germany has taken the first step in fixing the problem by installing slides that go from the top floor down to the ground floor.
Germans are known for making things more fun.
Rope swings, ball pits, and some sort of human crane machine game can't be far off.