Friday, December 17, 2010
Deadbeat Gift Ideas
"CLICKER" had their scientists working around the clock to create a universal remote that could control 8 devices, and (according to their website) open "brown, green, AND clear bottles". It also says it will transform your "BOYCAVE" into a "MANCAVE" (if you have a boycave, you're seriously fucked).
It should also come with a "Coping with Failure" manual and a voucher for "1 free bullet and gun rental" for your significant other.
You can buy it here for $24 after you've decided life isn't fun.
(posted by: Douger)