Friday, December 17, 2010

Deadbeat Gift Ideas

What do you get that deadbeat friend of yours that spends all day drinking beer and watching tv? How about a universal remote with a bottle opener attached to it?

"CLICKER" had their scientists working around the clock to create a universal remote that could control 8 devices, and (according to their website) open "brown, green, AND clear bottles".  It also says it will transform your "BOYCAVE" into a "MANCAVE"  (if you have a boycave, you're seriously fucked).

It should also come with a "Coping with Failure" manual and a voucher for "1 free bullet and gun rental" for your significant other.

You can buy it here for $24 after you've decided life isn't fun.

(posted by: Douger)

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