Spider-man, Spider-man...George Takei should be Spider-man.
This week belongs to George Takei. He's doing all kinds of awesome shit on Howard Stern as the guest announcer for the week and now he's lobbying for the Spider-man role in "Turn Off the Dark". Its more of a cheap advertising ploy for his new musical (Allegiance, coming in 2012), but it makes sense. He's got great moves, a great voice, and great musculature.
I haven't seen "Turn Off The Dark", but I have a feeling George would make it better.