Markets of Britain : Buy. Sell. Steal.

I'm not that familiar with Lee Titt, but he's apparently the UK's best documentary film maker.

This film follows Lee around the beautiful, exciting, exotic and erotic markets of Britain.  You can find anything from murderer's tools, sex robots, human eggs and what appears to be a snake.

The entire doc was filmed in Titt-Vision.

Thanks to THE CHOOCH for letting me steal this off his blog without telling him.

Ghostbusters : Still Relevant/Awesome

Ghostbusters, recut with the soundtrack from INCEPTION.

Recutting trailers with different movie sound tracks is nothing new, but this is pretty awesome.

I tweeted this joke a couple months ago, but it fits so why not : 
I was thinking of doing a porn parody of INCEPTION and call it "CONCEPTION".  Catch phrase would be "Its a Total Mind Fuck".

(posted by Douger)

He had the power.

HE-MAN was the greatest thing in my life when I was 7 years old. I couldn't get enough of it....

I think I speak for all of us when I say............

It's the Monday after the holidays and everyone is back at work and realizing there is nothing to look forward to until Ryan Reynolds put's on that green ring or Anthony Hopkins fuck's your minds up the ass with his strap on by the name of Mjolnir. Let's harken back to a better time when Steve Buscemi still looked young and Adam Sandler couldn't stop being funny (pre click). Happy Monday

-Posted by THE CHOOCH

THOR Review (without seeing it)

I was never a big THOR fan. On the surface, he talks funny and has no real flaws or weaknesses which gets incredibly one dimensional.  He can control storms and lightning and the hammer was cool, but I never read a THOR story that really interested me. I always like him in the Avengers, but never as a stand alone character.

Then I read Siege and my thoughts on Goldilocks took a turn.  If you haven't read the Siege story arc or Thor v3 1-13, I'll spare you all the details but its awesome and something you should definitely check out.

So, I'm now a believer that a Thor movie can be kick ass.

Doctor Who...First brit to be backed by braindead blog (try saying that drunk)

I come from a family of Sci Fi and Fantasy fanatics. This Christmas we all sat around a laptop and watched the "Dr. Who Christmas Carol" which was fan-fucking-tastic (I love using swear words to make a point). At the end of the special they showed this trailer for season 6, it got me feeling all kinds of funny inside. The British have always had a knack for quality science fiction and mixed with their awesome accents and beautiful women watching any of their original programming is a no brainer.

Merry Christmas! RIP John Ritter!

I love this clip, first I love the fact that Billy Bob Thornton looks more like a drunk captain hook than a drunk santa. Also the line "He's not going to say Fuck Stick in front of the children is he?" is absolutely wonderful coming out of John Ritters mouth.  FYI Fuck stick in Spanish is "pau-de-foder"...Happy Holidays!

-posted by THE CHOOCH

Paul Conroy's "Top 5 Atari 2600 Games"

There are many people out there who don't currently play video games, but few who haven't at one point. While Paul Conroy (talent manager for athletes and musicians) has been obsessed with (and owned every version of) the Madden Football series dating back to it's beginnings on the Sega Genesis, he hasn't picked up any other video game in over 20 years. However, the impact the great games of the Atari 2600 made on him at an early age will forever be ingrained in his brain. We can all only hope that while he is staging hostile takeovers and negotiating huge contracts for athletes and musicians he views himself as Pitfall Harry jumping on the competitions heads and forging new ground for success.

We tip our hats to you PC, we always knew you had an 8-bit darkside!

Ben Linus is a Rock!

This post is for the LOST fans of the world. Benjamin Linus is a Motherfucking Rock! I think Ben Linus is one of the greatest characters every created and the video below (created by TV Bloggers Pop Culture Savant) brought a tear to my eye.

Jayson Werth and Cliff Lee have a casual conversation...

This video is HILARIOUS! With all the money Jayson Werth got from The Nationals he can spend the fall vacationing somewhere warm cause he sure as fuck won't be playing baseball!

Sianara, suckers.

Great first week of blogging.  510 views as of 5pm on Friday...not too shabby! Expect much of the same next week, hopefully Chooch or I get to compiling some of our nerdy AIM conversations and I have one confirmed guest for Tuesday that will be awesome.

In case you missed what was happening this week:
- A perfect gift idea for the scumbag in your life.
- We outlined a better way to give to charities.
- A dude is dead.
- We started a new segment with Anderson Bradshaw called "From The Mind Of Der".
- Doug fixed the NFL.
- Rick Barnhart is filled with hate, so naturally we gave him an outlet to spew.
- Chooch showed us a site that has "Hot Chicks In Batman Shirts", but some of the entries don't match the description.
- Chooch sent everyone some holiday greetings.
- Mario Brothers got the "Grand Theft Auto" treatment.
- A fat guy in Florida doesn't pay attention to the subtext.
- Something, something ... Brett Favre.
- Adidas does their best to thin the nerd population.
- Chooch gave us his "Top 5 Bender Quotes".
- "Batman : Arkham City" released a trailer.
- A young lady can't play the guitar.
- Emma Stone is a perfect choice for Gwen Stacy, but should not be left alone with Chooch.

See ya next week.
-Douger and Chooch

Hot Chicks in Batman Shirts

Chooch is in "meetings" today, but took time out to send me a link to a site dedicated to "hot" girls wearing Batman shirts. I guess you don't have to be fan of Batman or DC (I'm not really a fan of either) to appreciate the premise, but the execution is suspect.

Technically, this is not a "shirt".

Happy Holidays from your brain dead blog Wizzzard!

  YOU SHALL NOT PASS GO, YOU SHALL NOT COLLECT $200!
(posted by: Chooch)

Chooch's Top 5 Bender Quotes

1."Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No."
2."I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park!"
3."Everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk."
4."Life can be hilariously cruel."
5."This calls for a party, baby. I'm ordering 100 kegs, 100 hookers and 100 Elvis impersonators that aren't above a little hooking should the occasion arise."
(posted by Chooch)

Batman : Arkham City Trailer

Arkham Asylum was one of the best games of the last 5 years easily, this looks like it is going to continue the legacy! 
(posted by Chooch)

I couldn't get the stupid video to embed, but here's something better.  Scroll down for a link to go to a website that is way dumber than this one. 
(updated by Douger)

(link to the trailer)

Emma Stone as Gwen Stacy.

AIM Conversation between Brain Dead Blog administrators:

Doug: Yo. Check this out; Emma Stone with blonde hair and makeup for her role as gwen stacy.

Chuck: Oh my god. I want to put her in my trunk and drive to the middle of nowhere.

Doug: Drop her off a bridge.

Chuck: and make her tea.