Chooch's Top 5 Bender Quotes

1."Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No."
2."I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park!"
3."Everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk."
4."Life can be hilariously cruel."
5."This calls for a party, baby. I'm ordering 100 kegs, 100 hookers and 100 Elvis impersonators that aren't above a little hooking should the occasion arise."
(posted by Chooch)