Spider-man "Turn Off The Dark" is fucked.

Its one thing to take a big expensive shit, but if nobody sees or smells it then what's the point?

From Yahoo:
NEW YORK – Broadway might need a superhero to save the new Spider-Man musical. "Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark," the most expensive production in Broadway history, suffered its fourth accident in a month when a stuntman playing the web-slinger fell about 30 feet into a stage pit during a preview Monday night. The safety tether that clips to his back failed to prevent the spill.

Seriously, what is the death toll on this thing already? I'm pretty sure at this point if Mephisto offered the producers and Bono to take it all away, they'd probably be willing to make a deal. 

A better alternative to going to see Spider-man dance.

(posted by Douger)